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St. Paul Could See Property Tax Hikes A news release from forensic ancient literature expert, Along Tymago, states that the Apostle Paul predicted rising property tax rates as long ago as the first century AD.
Wolves to Retire Kevin Garnett's Jersey on Feb. 28 Starting March 1st, Garnett will be playing shirtless.
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Attention: Airport Pick-ups/Drop-offs Could Be Cumbersome Next Few Days This announcement from airport officials, of course, represents absolutely no change whatsoever from the normal state of affairs.
Bench Dedicated to Boy Killed in Minneapolis School Shooting Nearly 1 Year Ago Why we're telling you about it now is a mystery.
Residents Weigh In on New Police Chief ...even though it would be much easier to use a bathroom scale
Desperate Search for Nepal Flood Survivors Enters Critical Phase Search coordinator, Luke N. Finedem: "In this phase, everybody starts whining, complaining, and talking about how they would run things differently."
But it soon becomes clear the singer is encouraging the listener to consider the singer to be the listener's supernatural confidant:
Feeling unknown and you're all alone
Flesh and bone by the telephone
Lift up the receiver, I'll make you a believer
Take second best, put me to the test
Things on your chest you need to confess
I will deliver, you know I'm a forgiver
I was going to continue with more lyrical analysis, but I just realized that I have already given you all the words in the song. Everything else is repeating what's already been sung.
So...
Not only is the singer manifesting a textbook case of Messiah Complex, but he is also making it clear his songwriting ability lacks...shall we say...depth.
I've always known that Donny Osmond and Michael Jackson were about the same age, but it boggles me that Prince (born June 7, 1958) was actually over two months older than MJ.
You know when someone sneezes and you say "Bless you"? THAT sounds like a sneeze, too.
Even though they were originally voiced by two separate people, since the late 1990s, Winnie the Pooh and Tigger have been voiced by the one and only Jim Cummings.
Snap, Crackle, and Pop were the first breakfast cereal mascots.
If you replace W with T in the words what, where, and when, you get the answer to each of them.
Julie Andrews was not cast to recreate her Broadway role of Eliza Doolittle in the film version of My Fair Lady, making her free to star in Mary Poppins instead . . . for which she won an Oscar.
The canine television sensation, Lassie, was always played by a male dog.
Speaking of dogs, we all know what a female dog is called, but I had to ask the WorldWideWackfest what the term for a male dog is. I learned that dogs used to be called hounds and that dog was the term for a male hound until it started being used for the whole species. So now there is no specific term for "a male dog."
Whenever I write or type the word "Wednesday," I say three syllables to myself: wed - nes - day.
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