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The Dopple Gang is a humor writing site published by Johnny McNulty, Mike Weingarth and Chris Van Orden
Exciting Investment Opportunities In Johnny McNultyDear Sir or Madam, My name is Johnny McNulty and I am the sovereign ruler of myself, titled renter of my apartment and heir to occasional influxes of cash from my mother. You have been selected through a rigorous name generator to be informed of exciting investment opportunities in myself and my personal industry. I am very industrious. With an...     What Happens When I Sit Down To Write Without Any IdeasAs a rule, The Dopple Gang is not a blog. So as a rule, I am bound to break that rule. Someone asked me today why I hadn't written anything recently, and my honest answer was that I had no ideas at the moment. Sad, but true. But, they responded, so what? Yeah, I thought, so what? I'll just start... John Mayer's Blog: A Translatorby Johnny McNulty The following is a blow-by-blow parsing and translation of John Mayer's blog entry "From The Heart," a missive against self-obsession and the impact on modern media on our collective psyche. Also, it is about John Mayer being a very boring man who dislikes everyone who thinks they're better than him. All the quotes are in the order...
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