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The Frictionary # 784

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

7376. I love cats because there are no police cats. (Jean Cocteau)

7377. Expecting a trouble-free life because you are a good person is like expecting the bull not to charge you because you are a vegetarian. (Joffrey R. Holland)

7378. I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it. (Ogden Nash)

7379. Politics is not solving problems, but making those who pose them shut up. (Henri Queuille)

7380. Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life. All other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. (Robert Brault)

7381. The microwave oven is the consolation prize in our struggle to understand physics. (Jason Love)

7382. The sun was closing his eye.
At peace under the maple, 
the tree gave me absolution. (Réjean Lévesque)

7383, When you put a chameleon on Scottish plaid, it gives you the finger. (François Cavanna)

7384. Cookie dough is the sushi of desserts. (?)

7385. The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it. (Brendan Francis)

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The Frictionary # 783

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7366. Sorrow looks back. Worry looks around. Hope looks up. (Ralph Waldo Emerson)

7367. I read Donald Trump's tweets to prepare myself to the things my son will say when he'll be 5. (Louis T)

7368. The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers. (Scott Adams)

7369. What have I ever done to the sun to be so badly served by my shadows? (André Pierre de Mandiargues)

7370. If you're yearning for the good old days, just turn off the air conditioning. (Griff Niblack)

7371. It is not really being rich that makes happiness, it is the act of becoming rich. (Stendahl)

7372. All my passwords are protected by amnesia. (Stephen R. Cramer)

7373. All winter
tulips slept but dreamt
in colour. (David Dyson)

7374. Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow. (?)

7375. What's worst when you get dumped is that, often, the other leaves but forgets the memories behind. (Laetitia Castwa)

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The Frictionary # 782

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7356. Fears tend to stay down once you walk over them once. (David Cain)

7357. Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. (Neil Postman)

7358. Honor is the ultimate wealth of the poor. (Albert Camus)

7359. "H": a dash with very big ears. (Michel Lauzière)

7360. Ink-black birds scatter
Writing lines of free-verse
Across paper sky. (Frank Jaspers)

7361. The calendar is time's bureaucracy. (Quino)

7362. There are no exceptions to the rule that everybody likes to be an exception to the rule. (Charles Osgood)

7363. My ghosts have class. The sheets they wear are by Italian designers. (Réjean Lévesque)

7364. Don't go broke trying to look rich, act your wage. (?)

7365. We all eat lies when our hearts are hungry. (The Last of Us)

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The Frictionary # 781

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7346. The last Christian died on the cross. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

7347. To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody. (Quentin Crisp)

7348. Hate traps us by binding us too tightly to our adversary. (Milan Kundera)

7349. Life is a cherry. 
Death is a pit. 
Love is a cherry tree. (Jacques Prévert)

7350. Happiness is a form of courage. (Holbrook Jackson)

7351. Tomorrow is the womb of today. Take care of today and you have taken care of tomorrow. If you become too worried about tomorrow, you have missed today. (Osho)

7352, Freedom is a misnomer; freedom is never free. (Réjean Lévesque)

7353. I thought I knew a lot about circles but then I did a complete 370. (Jim Gaffigan)

7354. The following sentence is true. The preceding sentence is false. (?) 

7355. Education: a method by which one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. (L.J. Peter)

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The Frictionary # 780

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7336. There is a morning inside you waiting to burst into life. (Rumi)

7337. I believe happiness exists. The proof is that, all of a sudden, it doesn't exist anymore. (Françoise Giroud)

7338. A second chance doesn't mean anything if you haven't learned from your first mistake. (Zig Ziglar)

7339. How it would seem weird
inconsistent and disturbing
to see a living head
without a skull within. (Jacques Prévert)

7340. The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. (Fran Lebowitz)

7341. In the twenty-first century celebrity has become the simulacrum of success and visibility the simulacrum of genius. (Maria Popova)

7342. If you can't forgive, you can't forget. (Réjean Lévesque)

7343. When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. (Henny Youngman)

7344. Fear is a scream, terror is a whisper. (?) 

7345. When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. (Lily Tomlin)

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